Do you solemnly swear to spill the beans, the whole beans and nothing but the beans?
meta / food CW
@Shrigglepuss I'm sensitive about food CW stuff and I think you're good here :)
@Shrigglepuss Do you solemnly swear to sing like a canary, a whole canary and nothing but a canary?
@Shrigglepuss I swear upon Bush himself.
@Shrigglepuss do you solemnly swear to cut the crap, the whole crap, and nothing but the crap?
@Shrigglepuss but… i want to *touch* the beans.
@Shrigglepuss I like spilling lentils! :D
::leaked confidential memo later reveals that the material information was in the split peas::
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