How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

1. Find cute people
2. Tell them you love them
3. ?????????
4. This will not work if you're cismale

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How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@andi Step 4 is key haha

How To Be An Influencer On Mastodon 

@Shrigglepuss Love ya Shrigs!!!! :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot: :heart_parrot:

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